Monumental moments in (almost) chronological order as follows:
· yoghurt shop sales (gotta start somewhere);
· graduated with insignificant, common degree;
· failed Foreign Officer Test to gain US State Department employment;
· self-proclaimed Caucasian supermodel with no modelling agency proof of any modelling work;
· one tv commercial;
· escort employment on a yacht;
· cast predominantly in b-grade cable TV & film bit-parts inclusive of soft porn;
· ‘removed’ from TV game show as briefcase model/extra after one season;
· married a tv director then dumped him within months because he got too boring & returned wedding rings in the post (ex-friend ended 30yr friendship thereafter);
· forced a UK prince into engagement;
· manipulated same UK prince into marriage;
· disowned father & all siblings yet not mother who was imprisoned for 4yrs & only family member invited to wedding;
· bullied SussUx Pawn’s niece during wedding prep;
· destroyed SussUx Pawn’s friends & family relationships;
· bullied BRF UK staff;
· children’s book published with poor reviews;
· verbal & physical abuse of dignitaries during 2018 South Pacific only royal tour;
· dragged SussUx Pawn back home to USA & refuses to let him return home;
· physically abused USA friend’s staff before purchasing Montecito mansion reportedly sold in Markle’s name only;
· further consistent allegations & insinuations against SussUx Pawn’s family;
· two disputed impregnations (for life-time financial security until next victim sourced);
· proposed Netflix animated series Pearl dropped by Netflix;
· officially frozen out of Hollywood to resume any possible future tv or film work;
· trashed ex-employees that other ex-staff in same employment have praised;
· seventh ‘Arsewipes’ podcast disliked 21 thousand times within 24hrs.;
· co-producer Netflix 2022 docuseries disaster;
· announced one of eight ‘Most Annoying People’ by Fox News Jan 2022;
· Politico magazine article branding SussUx Mule a narcissist published 2022.
